Losing Shoes and Saying Goodbye to Softness

Today, we had to buy Nick a new pair of shoes. We had to, I'm telling you.

Yesterday, Nick put his shoes on top of the car before getting in. Why wasn't he wearing them, I wanted to ask him. When did he start putting important things on top of the car, I wanted to ask. What was he going to do without shoes, I wanted to ask.

I didn't even bother. I didn't go looking for the old shoes along the road either. Nick said that a homeless man could find a really great pair of shoes. In reality, a homeless man would find a dirty pair of well-worn shoes, shoes that are seriously wide. I mean seriously wide.

Today, when the woman at Wide Shoes Only measured his growing feet, they measured a men's nine, EEEEEE width. Yes, he's a hexE width. That is just nauseating, isn't it? I think, like puppies do, he's growing unevenly and he hasn't gotten the length in his feet yet. I'm hoping that's the situation. Can you imagine trying to find shoes for the rest of your life that are an EEEEEE width? Well, thank God for Wide Shoes Only, huh?

That's not the only thing that has me a little sick. My son now has hairy legs. Oh, it's not abnormal or anything. It's just that he's not a little boy any more. He has a light mustache too. It's not thick yet, but if he were a girl with that much hair on his upper lip, he'd start waxing it. He loves his mustache and his hairy legs. I am nostalgic for the little boy that I knew. I'm not ready for him to look like a man. I love his smooth cheek, but I'm going to be saying goodbye to that soon too.

Thank you for listening, jb

Nailed It

Nick has a karate test this afternoon. It's for his brown belt. I know. Can you believe that? I'm so proud!

His sensei said to expect something entirely different than the tests he's taken before. He'll be mixed in with adults. It will be longer and more intense. He's nervous. Shoot, I'm nervous. I keep wondering if he's going to be okay. I'm trying to figure out the best way to feed him so that he won't run out of steam in the middle of the test.

I don't even know how long it's going to take. An hour? Two? Three?

So, I'm working with Nick to do some carbo-loading this morning. For breakfast, I gave him oatmeal with cinnamon and raisins. I even stirred in a bit of unsweetened cocoa and vanilla. Then, for lunch, he'll probably have half of a sandwich and a small salad. I thought it should be smaller than his usual lunch because it would suck to have stuff coming up during the test. I told him that he should have a small protein and fruit smoothie about an hour before the test. That was my guess for a good nutritious workup toward supporting him all afternoon.

Plus, I just gave him a sixteen ounce glass of water and told him to sip enough to finish it in the next hour. He doesn't know that I plan to put another eight ounces in front of him for the next hour. I know he needs to be hydrated.

So, how does my plan look?

I figured I could just hop onto the Internet and see what was what. I found an article by Rebecca Scritchfield. Is she an expert? I hope so, because if she is, I totally nailed it!

Wish me luck. Well, actually Nick is the one who needs luck. I'm just going to be walking the dog in the rain this afternoon. I don't need to carbo-load to do that.

Thank you for listening, jb

Europe on Four Foibles a Day

It looks like I'm going to Europe in June. Oh, I am so excited.

I used to hate my friends when they told me they were going somewhere good. Yes, I actually hated some of them and their smug little stories of where they went and what they ate and how delicious it was. As one of those people stuck at home for too long, I can tell you that the rest of us do not want the travelogue of your trip, unless you're willing to tell us an embarrassing story about your first encounter with that little sink for washing out your clothes in the bathroom that you found out was a bidet. Four or five pictures of pyramids or cathedrals or ruined castles on your Facebook account is plenty. When you post eighty pictures at one time, even 80 pictures of interesting stuff, we're all too pissed off to click on your comments. Besides, none of your photos can really capture the awe and grandeur of what you've seen. Even if it could, it would only serve to piss us off even more.

Now that I'm going, I sort of want to hear those stories so that I know good places to go. Okay, I want to hear those stories from my good friends. Those other people, acquaintances, really, with their smug little stories about where they dined and what they ordered can go suck eggs.

See, it's all in the delivery, folks.

I'm telling you right now that I'm not going to Europe to impress you. I'm going to be the biggest idiot in the group. First off, I tend to laugh too loudly. Then, I probably talk too loudly too. I'll be the ugly American in my group. Add that I'll probably be the only one who isn't fluent in at least one of the languages we'll need. Actually, I'm a monolingual. Is that even a word? Spellchecker didn't ding me. Oh good.

Don't get me wrong. I can 'vamos a estudiar a la libreria' with the best of them, but that's not really knowing a language, now is it? My lawn guys are very kind not to laugh when the main guy has to leave and I'm standing there saying 'The fire is to be put in the not right school' in Spanish which doesn't mean anything. The worse thing is that it might not come out all that much better if I were saying it in English.

I know where I want to go, but I don't want to be an expert on these places. I'm not a foodie. I'm not a francophile. I like history, but I'm not going to quote dates of massacres. I love art, but I don't know enough to be intellectual about any of it.

So, basically I'm going to be just like I am most days. I'll mess up. I'll figure out stuff. I'll find all kinds of beautiful and amazing things to look at and to experience. I hope I can still write to you while I'm there. I promise not to send too many pictures. I also promise there will be foibles. What good am I if there aren't any foibles?

Thank you for listening, jb

How to Push Them Out

I think I got some people arrested yesterday. I’m not sure because Nick and I left just as the police arrived. By the time we turned left out of the parking lot, Nick said he saw at least one guy in handcuffs. I didn’t get a good look because I was driving, but there were two police cars and about six officers. One person had his arms held up away from his sides and was getting frisked.

I did that.

See, I often stop at the library when Nick is at karate. It’s cheaper than going to Starbucks and I can browse for new books. In the past year, I’ve noticed a huge decrease in my sense of security as I walk from my car into the library building. Stuff happens right at the entrance there, people fighting, others cursing and obviously delusional. The police are there almost half the time when I drive past.

Yesterday, on the way home from the karate, I needed to return a couple of movies. Nick said he needed to go into the bathroom, so I dropped him at the door of the library and drove around to find a parking place. Teenaged boys like having that little bit of freedom to walk into a place by themselves.

After I parked and walked to the entrance to the library, I decided to wait for Nick outside. A large group of people were congregated near the main entrance. They were loud and scary looking. I sat down at a bench. One of the group rode a little bike over to where I sat down to wait for Nick. Little bikes spelled drugs to me.

“Hi, do you need anything?” he asked.

“What?” I said.

“Do you need anything?” He was a little less certain once he looked me in the eye. “I mean, there was a kid looking for his mom.”

“I’m fine,” I said a little more confidently than felt. He didn’t move away, effectively blocking me with his bike if I had wanted to rise from the bench.

“I’m fine.” I stared him in the eye until he rode his bike back over to the group of six or seven people standing in a circle.

I pretended to read my book, though I kept my eyes and ears open as I waited. People coming to and from the library grabbed their children’s hands and held them tightly as they exited the building. People walked quickly and deliberately, like they were in Newark or something. One lady looked at me gratefully as if I were a lifeline to her safe passage into the building.

In between pretending to read, I kept one eye on the hallway where the bathroom was. A lot of roughhousing was going on down there.

Then, I heard one of the people in the loud group bragging about his ‘kit,’ about having a razor blade. They were passing what looked like a small bong from person to person barely concealing their activities. One guy dropped a box full things along with what looked like joints or hand-rolled cigarettes. I got nervous as I waited for Nick. What was taking him so long? I wanted to get out of there. Suddenly, I didn’t want him to be alone in the restroom either. He’s thirteen and not small, but I was seriously uncomfortable about his safety. Eventually, I walked into the building to see if I could find a library employee to yell his name into the men's room to see if he was okay. I was talking to a librarian about the problem outside when my son returned.

“Can’t you do anything about those people outside?” I asked her. “It looks like they’re doing drugs right at the door.”

“Are they in the building?” she asked.

“No. See, there. They are standing right there by the bench." The librarian held up her hand for me to wait and disappeared into the office. Another librarian came up and stood with us. If she hadn't, I would have considered leaving.

“Mom, there was a seriously scary guy in the bathroom. He …”

“Did he do anything to you?” I interrupted.

“No. He looked just like those meth guys in the pictures.” Nick had shown me a website the kids had looked at in Health class of before and after meth photos. The after pictures were pretty wicked looking. Zombies, really.

“Did he try to talk to you?”

“No Mom, he but he was in there for a long time and he …” The librarian came back out of the office.

“We can’t call the police unless they’re in the building. Will you call 911 for me, please?” she asked.

“Really? You’re not allowed to call yourselves?”

“No. Would you mind calling them, please?”

“Sure.” I hate calling the police. I always feel like one of those busybodies when I call 911, bugging them about stuff when they have more important things to do. But this librarian was standing there looking at me.

I dialed 911.

“911,” a woman at dispatch said.

“Hi. Uh, I’m sorry to bother you with something that may not be a total emergency, but there is a group of people in front of the Redmond library who seem to be doing drugs right out in the open. They asked me if I wanted anything.” She switched me to the Redmond Police and another woman continued asking questions. I tried to answer as clearly and as calmly as I could.

“What kind of drugs are they doing?”

“I don’t know. I’m not all that familiar with drugs and its paraphernalia,” I said. I went on to describe what I had seen them doing.

“Do they have any weapons?”

“I don’t know. I didn’t see anything like that.”

“Mom, tell him about the guy in the bathroom.” I tried to relay information to dispatch about the guy in the bathroom, but from what I could tell, looking like a meth user wasn’t actually a crime.

“Do you want to talk to a police officer?” dispatch asked. Nick was saying something, but I didn’t catch it.

“No. I hope you don’t mind, but I need to get home with my boy.” I didn’t tell her that I’d really rather my teenaged boy not see any more of these people than he needed to.

“Thank you for calling, ma’am,” she said. It was a relief to hear that. I didn’t want to be that irritating person who called the police too often.

“The scary guy in the bathroom? He left a little package by the sink,” Nick repeated. Shit! Now, that could have been a crime.

“That man smelled terrible, Mom.” He went on to tell me about how the man smelled like chemicals, not just normal stink as we walked out of the library.

As we crossed into the crosswalk, a female officer walked quickly toward the entrance, keeping close to the side of the building. I gave her a thumbs up and mouthed a ‘thank you.’ She put the hand sign for a phone to her ear and I nodded. Nick was very excited. I just wanted to hustle him into the car and get the hell out of Dodge.

By the time we pulled out of the parking lot, there was a crowd of police surrounding the group of people in front of the library.

“Mom, can I have your phone? I want to call Dad.” I handed my phone to Nick in the back seat.

“Hi Dad?” There was a pause. “Guess what? Mom got a bunch of druggies arrested.”

This is not a normal thing for me. A normal thing is making lunches, assessing homework, and taxiing Nick from one activity to another. So, this thing that happened yesterday has been on my mind.

On the way in to drop Nick at school this morning, I suddenly knew the answer.

I needed to own the place. I needed to write an editorial and challenge good people to take five minutes to sit down at the entrance to the library when they came and went. There should be a forum and it should take place right there where the drug dealers do their business. People who cared about the community should congregate.

There should be music.

Girls Scout should sell cookies.

Cheerleaders should hold a car wash. The fire department should have a bake sale. People should let their dogs meet and greet and stand there talking while they play.

If all of us moms who want our children to be safe should own that place. Children and friends welcome. No drug dealing allowed.

Thank you for listening, jb

A Season for Illness

It's hard when you have a kid who actually has a season for illness. I want to tell his teachers that Nick is a good and intelligent kid and to have patience with him. I want to tell them that Mike and I agonize over whether to send him to school in the condition that he's in. Well, Mike doesn't agonize. I'm the only one who does that. Mike is the picture of confidence when it comes to those decisions, but I'm the one who has to deal with the teachers' complaints. I'm the one who works with Nick to make up all that school work. I want to tell his teachers that I frequently feel cruel when we do send him to school because I know he feels like crap and will barely be able to learn.

I had assumed that they could tell when he was sick, but they can't. One of his teachers complained that he was listless and seemed to be disinterested lately. I must be dense because it just now hit me that what she's talking about are those days when we sent him to school anyway. On those days, we tell him to realize that he won't be doing his best work but to be gentle with himself and try to manage anyway. I had assumed that his teachers took one look at him and said to themselves, as I would, 'that boy should not be here at all, but he's trying.' Instead, they are impatient with him and complain to me whenever I ask how he's doing after he's been sick.

I want to scream at them that he's an honest and intelligent kid who simply has a weak immune system.

So far this year, he's missed thirteen days of school. It's more than last year when he got down to 11 days, but less that other years. His average is 15 days. His worst was 17 days. If I were to add up the days we sent him to school for which he was really too sick but we sent him anyway, it would probably add five or six more days to that total. It sucks.

It totally sucks. His grades have tanked yet again. He struggles to keep them up. The poor kid is so stressed, always having to make up all that work. They actually expect him to be able to work anyway when he's at home and sick. When Mike and I talk about sending him, our rule about keeping him home is that he's too sick to accomplish any significant work. So how the hell am I supposed to get him to work at home in those circumstances? I've tried. It doesn't work.

When did seventh grade get to be so important that his whole career would be impacted over something like this?

Oh hell, I've been getting complaints from his teachers about his attendance since he was four years old and got pneumonia for the first time. I do admit that we took him out of preschool for a week to go to Ireland when he was five. And there was one day in September in fifth grade when Mike and I let him go to the state fair with a friend. We told his teacher what we were doing and he said it was a great idea. By April, however, we realized that one day really did mean something to this teacher and the man wasn't so cheerful about any of it all through spring when the boy was actually sick. Even the woman who worked in the elementary school office nagged me to send him to school anyway.

I should have. I should have bagged up his nebulizer, the five different medications he was on, the meds schedule, the meds log, the oxygen sensor, and the peak-flow meter and left them at the office for her to manage.

The only thing that stopped me was that it would have been so incredibly cruel to Nick. And dangerous since they wouldn't have time to pay enough attention to his breathing.

Can you tell that I'm just a little angry about this?

I wish I were that dreamy kind of mom who managed to shield her child from these kinds of problems no matter what people are saying, the mom who stays confident that she knows what's right for her own child. When a teacher tells me something, I take it seriously. I know their jobs are to challenge their students.

But in moments of clarity, I just know that my boy is a good kid, doing the best he can. When he's struggling to even be at school and they continue to challenge him, when they're impatient with him, it's only succeeding in making him feel bad about himself and stressing him out more thoroughly. I wish he had even one teacher who could see that. 

Thank you for listening, jb

Making Rice Pudding in the Wee Hours

It's 2:56 am and I'm making rice pudding and trying to figure out how Pinterest works. So, you probably can see that my Nick is still feeling sick, though his self-proclaimed vomit cannon has shut down. He's still nauseated and weak. That's why I'm making rice pudding at 2:58 in the morning. It's five minute rice, so it'll be ready in about three more minutes.

The thing about stomach flu rice pudding is that you have to keep it simple. No raisins, no cinnamon, no vanilla, just rice, milk, and sugar. Well crap. Nick says he wants the raisins and cinnamon and stuff, but I really don't want to see all that again. I don't. On the other hand, since rice pudding is one of my carbohydrate nemesis's - what is the plural of nemesis, nemesii? - maybe hanging around as rice pudding comes back up and disposing of it will put me off it forever.

That happened to me once. I got a nasty stomach flu and the last thing I'd eaten before it hit was a tuna sandwich. Couldn't eat tuna for six years after that and it still doesn't smell good when Mike makes a tuna salad sandwich in the morning.

By the way, the plural of nemesis is nemeses.

So, I'm probably not going to set the alarm for school tomorrow. You could probably have guessed it, but the boy - remember the boy? - says he is tired and weak, but not sleepy at all. Not. Sleepy. At. All.

Just shoot me now.

How many more movies can we watch? Technically, I'm not watching, but he is and the noise has been going constantly since Sunday minus a couple of hours this afternoon. Oh, I long for the quiet sounds of the refrigerator and the ticking of baseboard heaters. It gives me a chance to think. I don't mind music either. It's not constantly changing my story.

So now, it's 3:27 am. The rice pudding is done and hanging in there pretty well. I don't hear too much groaning from the spot in front of the television. We've had a change in DVDs and Nick informed me that his stomach muscles are sore. Well, no shit Sherlock. I forget, sometimes, that he hasn't suffered through enough of these vomit cannon episodes to know how they work.

I'm going to leave him to his own devices now. He can come get me if he needs me. It might put me in the realm of 'bad mom,' but he's kept it down since this morning and can stand to feel sick in the room by himself while I sleep in a real bed. This recliner napping just doesn't work all that well. I'm never warm enough, the volume in the room is too high, and the cat always sees it as an opportunity to lie on my knees.

Alright then. Wish the poor boy some luck.

Thank you for listening, jb

Getting Back Up

I've been hanging around at home all weekend. Didn't do anything. That's what happens when your kid gets sick.

I need to do something creative. Draw in the dark? Hell, it wouldn't matter if I drew in complete darkness, the picture would still be awful. I still love to draw. Why is that?

The problem with sitting up at night with a sick kid is that you put them in front of the television, turn down the lights, and hope they'll sleep. Then you sit in the dark twiddling your thumbs. I tell you, I get so tired of watching television.

Nick is finally dozing. No school tomorrow though. They won't want him there with what he's been doing, but they'll make his life miserable with schoolwork anyway. I just know they will. I really want a break from the homework. I do. Imagine how Nick feels. It's the end of the term and they have simply loaded him down with four hours of homework every night for over a week. What the hell is the point?

He's talking in his sleep now. Poor kid. He's going to be weak when he's done with this. I had it last Monday and I felt okay after a day, but I was weak for three days. What kind of a week is he going to have being wrung out for three days at the end of the term? I hope this week's homework isn't like last week. Last week was miserable.

It's my fault he's this sick. I accidentally gave him a mocha with caffeine in it yesterday and he was up last night with the jitters. I had ground the wrong kind of beans. Oh, he might have gotten sick anyway, but I doubt it would have been as bad with a good night's sleep.

He was watching 'Karate Kid' and it's still on. I wonder what he thinks of when he watches a movie like that. When I watch that movie, I think that no kid would ever get that competent in just a few weeks of training, even in a few months. Nick has a karate test on Saturday for his brown belt. Damn! He's going to be a brown belt! That impresses me. He's been learning karate since he was in kindergarten, eight years of training. I had ten years of piano lessons when I was a kid. I hope this stays with him, all that dedication, all those dreams. What am I worried about? Something of it will stay with him.

His sensei tells him that once he achieves a belt, he'll never lose that rank. He tells him that a black belt is a white belt who never quit. He tells him to keep getting up even when he falls down. Maybe that's what Nick will carry away with him.

So, after three days of being wrung out, he'll get back up, he'll practice his forms, and he'll do his best on Saturday even if he doesn't feel one hundred percent. He says he might not get the brown belt. His sensei has told him that brown belt testing is with the adults, that getting the belt is not guaranteed. Life is like that. There are no guarantees, but you can keep getting back up when you get knocked down.

If that's all he gets from karate, it will be enough for me.

Thank you for listening, jb